February 2012
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richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
neopiacentral:
baths always seem nice before but then you actually take one and you’re like wow this sucks
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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annefranksgasmask:
im agnes from suite life of zack and cody
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greysaddiction:
when you all of a sudden start really liking something but your followers don’t like it so when you post it everyone unfollows you but you love it too much to stop posting it
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Watchkittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
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Training Video: Firearms are NOT permitted in or around Chuck E Cheese
Me: Well now I feel stupid for having brought my gun
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